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Vol. CXXVIII   ·   No. 294Thursday, October 22, 2026Price: 50¢ or one oat cortado
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Williamsburg Man Has Full Conversation Without Mentioning His Podcast

Witnesses called the incident “genuinely historic.” Experts say the man may have been distracted by a nearby wine bar opening.

Continued from the front page · Thursday, October 22, 2026

WILLIAMSBURG — A man in Williamsburg conducted an entire conversation on Thursday without mentioning his podcast, an event witnesses immediately described as genuinely historic.

The exchange lasted eleven minutes and covered the weather, a mutual friend, and whether the place on the corner had always been there. At no point did he say “we just recorded,” “it’s kind of a limited series,” or “you’d actually be a really good guest,” the three phrases sociologists use to confirm a sighting.

Experts caution that the episode may not be repeatable. A wine bar had opened across the street that afternoon, and the man appeared distracted by a sandwich board and the question of whether he knew the owner, which in this neighborhood is its own dialect.

“He asked how I was,” said the other participant, still visibly moved. “And then he waited.”

By evening the man had recovered. He was heard, near the bar’s first toast, telling a stranger that the conversation would “probably be a bonus episode.” Historians have agreed to count Thursday anyway. ◆

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